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'09 March Mayhem Winner

Blah blah blah...MADONNA.

Get out of her way, she wants her freaking baby!

Why does Madonna insist upon trying to adopt babies the same time every year? She did this to us during last years Celebrity March Mayhem with the adoption and problems that occured with little David the Malawian baby.

So of course, she decides just as we start CMM that she'll maybe adopt another. Then she gets to Malawi and experiences problems with the court. Then booo-hoooo the adoption gets denied. Cry me a river Madonna and adopt your children during some other time of the year! We're sick of you winning!

Thanks we'd appreciate it if in 2010 you stay away from trying to adopt more kids to be like Angelina Jolie.



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Round 3 Results


- Brad Pitt LOST to Lindsay Lohan 18-1. A sure shot to the ego that you lose out to someone who can't even get a phone call back from Seth Rogen.
- Jolie got the smack down delivered by none other than Jen Aniston. Thus ending the tournament life of Bragelina.
- Rihanna coming out of no where to bring down the big bad Britney Spears 33-16.
- Of course Madonna would go adopt a baby right now. She did this last year thus catapulting her to a CMM win. She won 29-9 over Beyonce.
- Heidi Montag v Oprah for the biggest yawn of the tournament. Heidi won over The O 1-0.
- Kim Kardashian again with a surprise win over Nicole Richie, 11-4.

Round 4 Match-Ups


Lindsay Lohan v Jennifer Aniston: In the Movies section, two of Hollywood's actresses that love that complain. Whether it's bitching about ex-husbands or boyfriends that break up with you to never being able to hold a job these ladies sure know how to stir up the media.

Rihanna v Madonna: In the Music section we've got the 1 namer chicks. One trying to prevail after some tough times and then the other who loves to adopt children from Africa every March.

Miley Cyrus v Heidi Montag: The laughable TV section match-up of Hannah Montana and a reality star no one cares about. Miley is sure to kick Heidi's ass.

Kim Kardashian v Kate Moss: Socialites & weirdos never fail us for a good laugh. How Kim K ever got this far is beyond me, but if her inflated ass can get her this far we may even see her in the championship. Kate Moss will have to snort something big to get by the Big Kim K.

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Round 2 Results


- Brad Pitt unsurprisingly won over Kate Hudson 8-2.
- Lindsay Lohan got the attention she needed by complaining about everything in her life to win over Katie Holmes 32-11.
- Jennifer Aniston has no problem avoiding the camera but yet still getting written about enough to kill Alba 23-4.
- Rihanna takes revenge upon Chris Brown and pulls out a win 16-14.
- Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt battled it out ever so slowly and Heidi came away with the boring win, 2-0.
- Nicole Richie's pregnancy boosted her win over Paris 20-12.
- Kim Kardashian somehow won over Samantha Ronson 21-8. With all the hanger-on press Samantha gets from Lohan it's surprising she scored so low.

Round 3 Match-Ups


Brad Pitt v Lindsay Lohan: Good vs Evil, Old vs Young, Talented vs Untalented. You get the picture. Chances are Lohan will complain her way to a win on this one.

Angelina Jolie v Jennifer Aniston: Rarrr cat fight! Claws will come out on this one for the main prize...Bra...March Mayhem!

Britney v Rihanna: This will be a close one. Britney Spears on tour might be a little slow, but Rihanna is still getting over the who Chris-Brown-beat-me-thing so we'll see!

Nicole Richie v Kim Kardashian: Kim K is somehow already winning against Nicole Richie. Probably has to do with her photoshop controversy.

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Round 1 Results


- Lindsay Lohan plowed over Zac Efron as if he was a pile of blow. She won 38-5.
- An upset with Mickey Rourke winning over Anne Hathaway 3-1.
- Chris Brown knocked out Kanye 22-7. I'm sure we'll see an all CAPS RESPONSE FROM KANYE SOON ENOUGH.
- Fergie with the upset over Jessica Simpson, winning 6-3.
- Too bad Madonna creamed Mariah, I guess my Fail Bracket will....FAIL.
- Paula Abdul didn't have enough crazy antics on last weeks Idol to carry her through the week, thus letting Simon Cowel beat her 5-2.
- #15 Kate Moss shared her love of toilet paper just in time to beat #2 Tom Cruise 15-2.

Round 2 Match-Ups


Lindsay Lohan v Katie Holmes : Lindsay wants to become a full time model while Katie is content walking around in Cruise's pants and taking Suri to play with make believe friends. Which one will come out on top?

Chris Brown v Rihanna : Scandal will plague this match-up and I'm predicting a really high scoring game here. Chris might be enrolling in college as Rihanna might try to lay low but will still be in the spot light.

John Mayer v Madonna : I'm hoping John Mayer is one Twitter update away from pulling this one out.

Spencer Pratt v Heidi Montag : How can this reality couple compete against one another? More fake engagements, fake pregnancies and fake photoshoots...check!

Paris Hilton v Nicole Richie : Former BFF, former enemies turned new BFFs. Nicole has the baby bump to boost her past Paris, but don't count out the skanktress just yet.

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Soooo ya... about that whole "Madness" thing we were talking about. We 100% retract our previous statements that we were happy about any sort of "Madness" that would be going on in March. (Cease & Desist letters will do that to ya)

So now I formally introduce Celebrity March Mayhem! Bigger! Shinier! More Mayhemier!

Apparently the NCAA didn't like our name and sent us a C&D. We asked them if they wanted to settle this on the court but they declined our offer. Too bad, Todd has a killer jump shot. We sum it up that the NCAA does not condone the exploitation and defamation of Zac Efron or any cast members of The Hills, as a result we've been forced to change the name of March Mayhem.

** Does not induce madness. Any timing or similarity between any other early-spring based tournaments is purely coincidental.




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Fafarazzi.com's Celebrity March Madness is just like the NCAA Final Four backetball tournament - with more drama and less sweat.

The 64 top scoring celebrities from Fafarazzi's Fantasy Celebrity Leagues enter the first round of the tournament - advancing to the next round by scoring more points than their opponent during that round.



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