'Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton fake make-up' Links

- Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton fake make-up. Both of them need to go to jail for their respective DUIs. [The Blemish]
- Kate Hudson and her tight abs [PopSugar]
- Paul McCartney says his high profile divorce brought him closer to his three older children [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Predictably, Ewan McGregor says that he didn't buy like a case of that underwear to make his wang look bigger [The Shallow End]
- Calum Best says Lindsay Lohan is great in bed [ICYDK]
- Are Jessica Simpson and John Mayer already back together? [DListed]
- Shrek The Third is played out, but if you like that sort of thing it might be fun [Pajiba]
- Celebrities with no hair [CityRag]
- Who has the most crass? [Celebritology]
- Mario Lopez is not going to replace Bob Barker on 'The Price is Right' [Lifeline Live]
- Britney Spears parties in a bikini while everyone else is dressed [Celebslam]
- Pete Doherty playing soccer [Agent Bedhead]
- Creepy picture of Heath Ledger as The Joker in the upcoming Batman Begins sequel [The Grumpiest]
- Candy Spelling vs. Joe Francis [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Nick Carter becomes a UN ambassador [Hollywood Rag]
- Jessica Alba with straight hair [Gabsmash]
- There's yet another Rambo movie, and predictably a lot of people are needlessly killed [Best Week Ever]
- Does Tobey Maguire's kid have a poopy diaper? He sure seems to be carrying her like she does [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Someone needs to kick Avril Lavigne's ass [yeeeah]
- Avril Lavigne wants to be a serious actress [Glitterati]
- Still scary-cute Audrey Tautou to play Coco Chanel [CelebWarship]
- Rebecca Romijn gets weird fan mail [CelebNewsWire]
- Nicole Kidman tries to kiss Keith Urban, has to fight the botox [Socialite's Life]
- The sad season finale of 'Ugly Betty' [popbytes]
- Pamela Anderson in some fabric that tries to pass itself off as a bikini. [Egotastic]
- Eva Longoria has a nasty ass [Hollywood Tuna]
- Lindsay Price: hot or not? [Bastardly]