SIZZLER: Paris Hilton and Jack Osbourne Possible Knocked Up Inspiration?

Yes, now we are certain: Paris Hilton has a lot to think about during her prison stay. Namely, the hundreds of men she slept with in an effort to secure her bragging rights as Most Visiting Vagina, Over 1 Billion Served. Today's edition of this fun little game involves one of the unlikeliest candidates we ever thought would sleep with anyone, let alone Paris Hilton… that man being Jack Osbourne. No, seriously, Jack Osbourne, son of Ozzy, has had sex with Paris Hilton. Forgive our surprise, but clearly he is so much better than she is — we can't believe Jack stooped that low!

OZZY and SHARON OSBOURNE have revealed that son JACK once bedded jailbird PARIS HILTON. The pair outed Jack's secret when [reporter Victoria Newton] caught up with them in Ozzy's dressing room before last night's triumphant Wembley Arena gig. Ozzy said: Paris was always hanging around our house. I'm not sure if she was a friend of KELLY or AMY ' which one was it, Sharon?' Sharon looked a bit sheepish and stumbled over her words as she replied: She was Jack's, erm, friend.' Ozzy's jaw dropped and he exclaimed: He didn't shag her, did he? Well done, my son!'

Aww — they're such a right knit family! And it's sort of exactly like the movie Knocked Up, minus the Jewish angst, comedy, and baby. Though, between us, how amazing would their child look? It would be like a little brainless chubby British school child with a perma-ring of chocolate around its mouth.

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