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Top 10 Words That Only Exist In Gossip Magazines

Posted May 8th ago via Best Week Ever
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10. Beau

Noun; Actual or unconfirmed boyfriend, often qualified with 'new.'

Example: Lindsay was spotted in a corner booth cozying up to her new beau — OH WAIT, that's Samantha Ronson!!! [lulz]

Closest Real-Life Use: 'Hey, is Beau Bridges still alive?'


9. Bod

Noun; Body, usually a hot one, on display.

Example: Jude Law showed off his hot bod while on vacay with the kiddies this weekend. Hey Jude — how 'bout you take the kids to the beach more often???

Closest Real-Life Use: 'If we ever go back in time and run a custom car show in 1993, want to call it ‘Hot Rods n' Hot Bods?''


8. Item

Noun; 1. Noteworthy enough couple; 2. Information of value, sometimes ‘juicy' or ‘blind.'

Example: Here's a juicy little item — Paris Hilton and Benji Madden were spotted together yet again at a club in Malibu. Looks like they're becoming an item — sorry, single guys!!!

Closest Real-Life Use: 'MESSAGE FROM DR. LIGHT! ITEM-2 COMPLETED! GET YOUR WEAPONS READY! GET EQUIPPED WITH ITEM-2!'


7. Crooner

Noun; 1. Singer of R&B and/or vague, uncategorizable music; 2. 'American Idol' contestant.

Example: Our Usher spy spotted the steamy crooner croonin' the night away with former 'Idol' crooner Kellie Pickler. What an unlikely duet!!!

Closest Real-Life Use: 'The other day on the phone, my grandma goes, ‘I think that nice crooner man Kan-yee West' is very handsome.'


6. Pix

Noun (pl); Plural for 'pictures,' typically unsolicited or raunchy.

Example: A rep for De la Hoya swears Oscar has no ide...

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