Paris Hilton launches hair extension line; wants babies

Nothing is as classy as cheap-ass hair extensions. The only comparable thing I can think of is Paris Hilton. So what makes more sense than Paris Hilton hawking cheap-ass hair extensions? Being the savvy businesswoman that she is, Paris seemed to figure this out, and decide to capitalize on it. I imagine the idea happened something like this:

[Paris sitting on a hot-pink settee with a zebra skin rug on the floor] You know, I'm pretty cheap and tacky. What could I promote that's also cheap and tacky?' [Paris looks around the room, befuddled.] Damn it [insert least-favorite Paris Hilton animal's name here at whim] stop chewing on my hair extensions!' And then it all came to her, in a moment of pure, inspired magic.

Mike Spinozzi, president of Sally Beauty Supply, at a press conference held on Thursday, trumpeted the partnering of Hilton, with her inescapable media profile, and Sally Beauty, which considers itself the world's largest specialty retailer of professional beauty and hair care products. Spinozzi said, 'It's a powerful combination and we're excited to work with Paris. She's business-savvy and very creative.'

Hilton added, 'I've been wearing hair extensions for years and have tried other products that didn't work. When I started using DreamCatchers from my line I started using the best quality and styles. I'm always coming up with new ideas because I love coming up with fun hairstyles.'

Available in 10 shades, Clipin-Go by Paris Hilton was designed to be an 'affordable yet chic' line of hair extensions. Although the extensions will only be available in an 18-inch length, the company plans to do variations of the look with different colors, lengths and styles.

[From Women's Wear Daily]

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