MAY

08

Elisha Cuthbert continues her Hawaiian vacation with her boyfriend Guy I Hate Because He's Not Me. As I've learned from you, astute readers, Elisha is Canadian. Does that mean she's ineligible for the Congressional Medal of Honor? Because I'm pretty sure she deserves one, if not two. In fact, because I'm a patriot, I'd be willing to pin them on her chest. It'd be a laborious task, without question, but one I'd treat with honor and respect because dammit, do I love them stars and stripes. And, also, boobs. Don't forget boobs.

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