Pete Doherty/Amy Winehouse Duet A Horrible Possibility

It's great that Amy Winehouse has split up with Blake Fielder-Civil - free of her violent drug-addicted convict husband, she can finally move on.

Specifically Amy Winehouse can move onto Pete Doherty - who's a little bit violent, recovering from drug addiction and an ex-convict. Her parents must be so thrilled.

But don't worry about a sexual union between Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty, even though any offspring they'd have would probably look quite a lot like the mangled insect/Labrador thing from The Fly 2. Instead, Pete Doherty has expressed his desire to release a duet with Amy Winehouse. Which is worse, obviously, because at least they could lock their deformed babies in an attic or something.

Listen, let's not kid ourselves - this was always going to happen. When Amy Winehouse got married, who did she pick as a husband? A man who couldn't look more like a pre-cake Pete Doherty if he'd starred in a grotty Saw-style version of I Want A Famous Face, that's who.

And don't forget that Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty share a common interest, too - amateur falconry. Oh, and taking all the drugs and being caught by newspapers taking drugs and being really hopeless at going to rehab to get off drugs. But mainly amateur falconry.

So when Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty started hanging out, it was always going to result in either sex or a duet. Sex is out for several reasons, including a) Pete probably still has a lot of Bromide knocking around in his system from his recent prison sentence, b) Amy Winehouse has probably already do...

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