MAY

13

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt posed for some fake Mother's Day photos with Heidi's mom. I almost had a heart attack when I found out it was actually her real mom. Heidi and Spencer did something real?! Why is the room suddenly spinning? Anyway, these photos prove that there's not a holiday out there these two assclowns won't ruin with photos that would make Norman Rockwell shit a cactus. That said, I'm looking forward to Heidi and Spencer's Kwanzaa photos later this year. Should be tasteful, and, God willing, the cause of death on the coroner's report.

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