A Drunken Rumer Willis To Make Us All Uncomfortable By Singing

Little Red Riding Head. This chick is crazy ambitious. She will do anything to achieve stardom. Why doesn't she just do Surreal Life and call it a day? Rumer WIllis reportedly plans to release an album. She needs a nap. She's trying too hard. Settle down, Rumer. Have a hot dog at Pink's and regroup.

Rumer is reportedly being sought by "music executives" for her "deep, husky voice". Drag show?

"She can definitely hold a good tune -- keep in mind her mother, Demi, has a sultry, raspy voice, and father, Bruce, likens himself as being a blues artist," a music industry insider says. "With the right production and material, she could put out something solid and already people are talking."

The only thing people are talking about is how they're praying there's not a video. Oh, Rumer. Put on your yarn beret and work in a bookstore. There's always your trust fund.

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