ICYMI: Oprah, Obama and Reverend Wright Are Apparently This Week's 'Trinity Of Hell'

Guys, The Hon. James David Manning just got off the phone with JC and would like to deliver his report on who's making up this week's 'Trinity of Hell'. As he will tell you in his hilariously stereotypical caricature of black preachers, the big winners are presidential candidate Barack Hussein Obama, his ex-preacher Jeremiah Wright, and struggling actor/radio talk-show host Oprah Winfrey. Together they have formed an unholy cabal of evil - united under the terrifying acronym 'OOJ' - bent on destroying the Christian universe so Satan can plunder it. How, you ask? White women, closet homosexuals, suspected lesbians, long-legged pimps, and the keys of death and hell. I don't know either, but this is still pretty funny (in a completely insane way), if for no other reason than Oprah is referred to as 'the whore girl'.

The Gospel of Manning (via Greg Johnson), after the jump!

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