Billy Ray Cyrus Is The Hillbilly George Clooney [A Call To The Bullpen]

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In the continuing fallout from his daughter's recent Vanity Fair scandal, Billy Ray Cyrus decided to change up his image to reflect a more sophisticated lifestyle. Cyrus felt that one of the reasons that Miley was taken advantage by Vanity Fair was their perceived image as yokels. In order to combat this misconception, Cyrus has decided to step up his appearance and quickly has become the smoothest and best dressed man in Tennessee. Cyrus said, "If you look rich, people will think you're rich. And when you're rich, people might think you're smart and hopefully won't persuade your boy crazy daughter to take her clothes off."

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