Drew Barrymore Chases Driver Who Rammed Her Car, Kills Him. Doesn't Kill Him.

As Jeremy Thomas, Tom Green, Jane Pratt, Fabrizio Moretti & the people in charge of food on the set of Music & Lyrics might tell you, Drew Barrymore's bad side is not a place you want to be.

Justin Long might tell you that too, but give him a week or so. And why don't you want to incur her anger? because if you do she'll chase you down, pounce on your right shoulder and suck your heart out through a hole she bites in the back of your neck.

That was actually a recurring dream we had for most of the sixth grade. We still can't watch her films without trembling. Another person who will probably never be able to stand the sight of her again (especially enlarged like that on the silver screen), is the guy that just made her the victim of a hit and run.

He didn't get away. She chased him in her car at speeds in excess of 35 mph.

Hey - we're serious here.

When Drew Barrymore is out for a drive, she likes to do so with whimsical music seeping out her car speakers while sniffing the wig she once put on ET. It smells cinnamony we bet.

That's not a fact mind you - but if we were her then 90% of the things we ever did would revolve around props from that set. For instance our living-room chairs would all be bike baskets. We have all this planned in case we're ever trapped in a situation extremely close to the plot of Oh, God! You Devil. You never know.

What Barrymore doesn't like when she's out driving is four tons of steel getting violently rammed up her rear end. Of her car. That happened recently - she was out driving when karma finally caught up to her for stealing Tom Green's good testicle. Give that back and maybe your car will be magically repaired, Drew.

But the actress prefers to rely on her insurance company rather than fate, so ...

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