Anne Heche Ain't Got No Freaking Money

Can it really be that time of year again? The ‘feel sorry for Anne Heche but not really' time of year?

It must be, because Anne Heche is moping around court because her TV show got cancelled and now she can't even pay her child support bills.

Seriously, is this how bad the credit crunch has got? It's scary to think that not even a famous actress like Anne Heche can pay for the upbringing of her children because the measly $65,000 she gets for each of her tiny movie roles won't cover the cost of keeping her two international homes, her cars and all her other various expenses. Maybe we should stage a telethon for her.

Remember that TV show Men In Trees? No, us neither. Shame it wasn't better, really, because if it was then maybe Anne Heche wouldn't have had to go to court just now and whine about being so poor.

You'll know Anne Heche, of course, as the woman who regularly does things that make you feel a little bit sorry for her until you realise that actually she's being a dick. And the terrible Psycho remake, probably. Last year Anne Heche made the news for losing custody of her child to her ex-husband Coley Laffoon. Sad, but only until you realise that her main argument for keeping custody was that her ex-husband wanked and played ping-pong a lot.

It's a pattern that stretches way back, past the time that Anne Heche started a lesbian affair with Ellen DeGeneres and then broke it off so she could tour around America telling everyone how God had cured her of her homosexuality all the way back to when she invented the alter ego of hers who could talk to aliens. You know, the one who was Jesus' half-sister.

Anyway, it's time for the cycle to come around...

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