Quickies: Strike A Pose

A debauched paterfamilias rules a coven of nymphomaniacs, inbred brutes, cannibals and mutant CHUDs. Also, they're Nazis. Leave it to the French to master 'subtlety.' (Pajiba)

Anne Heche's bank account liked her better when she was a pretend lesbian. (jossip)

Claudia Schiffer still working supermodel magic (re: topless) in Vogue magazine. (Drunken Stepfather)

Last time: pig vagina and nausea. I figure it can only be uphill from here. (College Candy)

Jack Black still isn't funny. At all. (Best Week Ever)

Mischa Barton moves to Paris, a land where cellulite and ass-cheese is embraced by all. (Celebitchy)

Robert Downey's man-purse must be European! (Websters)

Lindsay Lohan gives lesbian hickeys. (pretty boring)

Keira Knightley discovers the secret to making herself completely unattractive. (Jezebel)

More hot Amy Winehouse/Pete Doherty action — but this time with mesh tank top and ulcerated boil additives! (Seriously? OMG)

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