Anne Heche Is So Broke She Can't Pay Attention

Anne Heche is crying poormouth and telling the courts that she can't afford child support anymore. Wasn't she on a CBS series recently? What did they pay her in - BK coupons? Cash those in.

Heche's series Men In Trees was recently axed from the schedule.

I am continuing to look for work, but I have no offers pending and the impending strike by the Screen Actors Guild reduces my prospects for work even further," Heche, 38, stated in court documents.

A judge gave her a break yesterday, saying that she can halt payments to her ex-husband Coley Laffoon for the month of July.

Anne is seriously claiming she's broke. I thought she was celestial and God's child. Can't the Big Guy give her a loan? She says she can't afford her son Homer's private school tuition, the mortgage on her house in Canada where Men In Trees filmed, rent on her Los Angeles home and car expenses.

"Since January 18, 2008, I have been unemployed and had no income from employment except for one very short-term contract for a movie role for which I received a total of $65,000, approximately the amount I received for one episode of Men In Trees, she writes in documents.

Remember when this chick was in movies with Harrison Ford and one-half of the most famous lesbian couple in the world? Then she cheated on Ellen, took that E, wandered out in the wheat fields and said she came from space. That's a career-killer.

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