Ok, So You're Brad Pitt...

Sorry, I still have that Shania Twain (see below) song in my head. Here's Brangie at the Cannes Film Festival premiere of "Kung Fu Panda" today. Blah...blah...blah... What's there to say? She's Angelina and she's pregnant with two chosen ones. He's Brad Pitt and his hair might be fake. Seriously, I want to yank on it to see if comes off. Well, I want to yank on it anyway.

Angie Jo was also joined by her co-stars Dustin Hoffman, Jack Black and that hot bitch Lucy Liu. She's the only wonky I approve of. Her wonk is major! I think she can stare into the sun and stare into the ground at the same time.

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