CLOSE ENCOUNTERS: What's This?

Can you guess what this is?

Answer after the jump.

Why, Victoria Beckham's forehead of course!

I wouldn't have said anything, but look how damn skinny she is.

I'm not above suggesting that she's actually had both of her legs amputated and replaced with either delicious pretzel sticks or paperclips, much like Candy, the awesomest cockatoo with paperclip feet.

THE END.

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