MAY

15

Kim Kardashian recently updated her blog with bikini pics of herself and sister Kourtney. If I didn't write this site, I'd say that makes Kim Kardashian's blog the most goddamn awesome blog on the Internet*. I'm also not saying it because I'm baffled by Kim's impromptu shower with a sarong around her waist. What kind of wicked secret is she hiding under that thing? Wait, I got it! LEGOs. Boom! Case closed. Now to solve the mystery of how drunk I'm going to get. (Hint: Lots.) *Not counting Bob Cesca's Goddamn Awesome Blog which, with a title like that, I gotta ask: Where're the boobs, Bob? Where - are the boobs?

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