Amy Winehouse And Pete Doherty Need To Be Separated

What in the blue hell is on his face? Get some Campho-Pehique for that! That's not going to work. Shoot it, then! Here's Pete Doherty, whatever that is on Pete's mug, and Amy Winehouse on a drug run or maybe just stumbling around in a haze of crack smoke. Pretty soon they're going to be holding the door for you at Store 24 and pointedly calling you "sir" when you don't have any cash on you.

The two soon-to-be drug casualties were out celebrating Pete's release from jail and the recent dropping of charges against Amy. They rolled up on the Jazz After Dark bar in London's Soho section at 2 AM, only to find it closed. So, instead of going to find another bar, they banged on the windows, and whistled for someone to come open it up for them. Why? Because they're crackheads.

No one came to the door, so they finally gave up and went back to Amy's crackhouse. To do crack. Why? Because they're crackheads.

Those jean shorts of hers have seen some battles, let me tell you.

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