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Harrison Ford: Duping Archaeology Geeks Everywhere and Loving It

Posted May 16th ago via Hecklerspray
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Archaeologists have made a stunning discovery.

After weeks of carefully sifting through piles of rubbish, they came across a fossil that they saw as another useless dinosaur, but wait! It's not just a useless dinosaur; it's a useless dinosaur with an earring! It must be Harrison Ford. The discovery was confirmed by the presence of a frail skeleton next to the fossil that was classified as 'the old dinosaur's girlfriend, Calista Flockhart'.

All of this excitement has prompted the American Archaeological Society to put Harrison Ford on the board of directors. So, we may be a bit fuzzy on the details, but the board of directors thing is for reals.

Seriously, though, apparently the real reason the American Archaeological Society is putting Harrison Ford on the board of directors is because of all the made up fantasy archaeological work Harry Ford has done as the character Indiana Jones.

And by archaeological we mean getting jiggy with buxom blonde undercover Nazi scientists, and by work we mean George Lucas giving him a script to memorise and an adventuresome-looking hat to wear. Oh, and there's the whip too. One mustn't forget the whip.

Anyway, the society is grateful to Harrison Ford for raising interest in the field of archeology. Ok! magazine reports:


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