Now Dustin Hoffman Blabs About Angelina Jolie's Due Date

Angelina Jolie must be wondering why she even bothered going all the way to poxy Cannes.

Supposedly there to promote Kung Fu Panda, Angelina Jolie has actually ended up having to sit in a room with her co-stars and listen to them carping on about all the secrets of her pregnancy. First Jack Black accidentally confirmed that Angelina Jolie was pregnant with twins, and now Dustin Hoffman has apparently revealed that her babies are due to be born on August 19.

But that's nothing, because Angelina's other Kung Fu Panda co-star Jackie Chan refuses to be outdone - and you'll discover why just as soon as he's finished bronzing his 30ft papier mache representation of what the inside of Angelina Jolie's dilating cervix looks like.

Privacy has always been of the utmost importance to Angelina Jolie. It's this need for privacy that made her continually deny that she was having it off with Brad Pitt when everyone knew she was, and it's also the reason why she'll get the secret service on your ass if you ever tinker with her photos.

But it's Angelina Jolie's children who are the most fiercely protected. Angelina Jolie wants their upbringing to be as normal as possible, which is why she gives them regular-joe names like Zahara and Pax Thien and keeps them shielded from view at all times except for when she needs them for multimillion dollar magazine cover photos.

So imagine how rubbish Angelina Jolie must have felt earlier this week when Jack Black accidentally rRead the full post at Hecklerspray

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