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Jessica Simpson/ Tony Romo Split All Daddy Simpson's Fault

Posted May 16th ago via Hecklerspray
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Like us, you're probably devastated by the news that Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo have split up.

No? You forgot about the Jessica Simpson/ Tony Romo split as soon as you heard about it because you don't really know who Tony Romo is and you're not especially fussed whether Jessica Simpson lives or dies? Us neither, now we come to think of it.

Anyway, even though nobody can really put their hand on their heart and honestly claim to even slightly care about any of this, someone must be to blame for Jessica and Tony's split. And apparently it's Joe Simpson, Jessica Simpson's dickish dad, who inadvertently broke the couple up by being all dickish. We know - thrilling.

Jessica Simpson's career hasn't been flushed completely down the crapper yet, but it's close. Since her divorce from Nick Lachey spelt the end of her painful reality TV series, Jessica has tried and failed to make a mark in other mediums.

Her music career floundered when she bodged a Dolly Parton tribute performance and started crying in front of thousands of people, and her movie career went a similar way when only 48 people in America paid to see her last movie Blonde Ambition at the cinema.

Despite this, though, Jessica Simpson has been all over the news this week. That's partly because Jessica's little sister Ashlee Simpson is marrying her emo gonk boyfriend tomorrow and partly because she apparently responded to the news that her ex-boyfriend John Mayer is dating Jennifer Anist...

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