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First of all, that t-shirt should read Wonky McValtrex or Dumb Skank. She's not Paris Hilton anymore. Ugh. Only this skeezy would wear her fugly ass name on a t-shirt. She probably has her morning-after pills monogrammed with her name.
Anyway, this dumb whore told People that she is already thinking of marrying her gross ass boyfriend. They haven't even been dating for 3 months.
Wonky said she's already been thinking about her wedding dress, "I'd wear a beautiful white dress, probably Dolce & Gabbana." White?! In all fairness, Wonky has probably spent most of the last 10 years with white loads all over her face, so I can understand why white is special to her. She should wear white, so should he. Huge white bags over their nasty faces.
Wonky said gross boyfriend is different than any other guy she's dated, "He's worked very hard on his own. He really has a heart of gold. He'd never do anything to hurt me. He loves and supports me no matter what. He's a really great person." She forgot to mention that he's also the only dude that will pop her vag pimples with his teeth. Ok, that was nasty.
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