PIC SLIP: Bear Butt!

• So, uh. Do you think Christina Aguilera has created her RuPaul profile yet? Yea, me too.

• This photo is titled Best Costume Ever. But I feel like I've seen that Snuffy-meets-Robin Antin costume before. Old news.

See the rest of today's pics, after the jump!

• Hahahahaha.Polar bear butt! It's just like Briar Bear on Splash Mountain. I've never seen such a fetish before. But I guess they do actually pose like that. Go figure!

• Look at how not-terrified Nick Cannon looks next to Mariah. He must have just seen Katie Holmes and the fate of his 'marriage.'

• Americans will never learn. Segregation will never end positively. Now we're going to have to hear millions of emo songs about separate bathrooms so the guy/girls can apply their black eyeliner. I don't need any more of those songs.

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