Paris Wants A White Wedding

If Paris could read, I'm sure she'd realize just how silly it looks that she's wearing a t-shirt with her name on it. Oh, I'm so whimsical--thinking that she's capable of feeling emotions like "shame" and ... well, anything that involves a basic understanding of how she's perceived by anyone that isn't herself.

Now, Paris is spewing more silly shit. She's talking to People magazine about her desire for a white wedding saying of her boyfriend of three months, Benji Madden, "He wants to [get hitched]." Paris added, "I'd wear a beautiful white dress ... probably Dolce & Gabbana."

I hope she also decides to get married in a church, so that the likelihood of her getting struck down by lightning rises exponentially.

More photos of Paris Hilton and Benji Madden in London are after the jump.

Photos: WENN

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