Eddie Murphy Makes Beverly Hills Cop 4, Self-Loathing Possibly Responsible
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Beverly Hills Cop 3 left all manner of questions unanswered - ranging from 'A big wheel? Huh?' to 'Deary piss, why hasn't this film ended yet?'
So praise be that Eddie Murphy has finally decided to go and make the long-anticipated but massively unwanted Beverly Hills Cop 4. We haven't been this excited by anything Eddie Murphy's done since every single lunatic decision about his personal life that he's made in the last decade.
However, it's been 14 years since the last Beverly Hills Cop movie was released, so Beverly Hills Cop 4 will need to reflect where Eddie Murphy's career has taken him in the meantime. In short, all the characters in Beverly Hills Cop 4 will be played by Eddie Murphy and they'll all wear female fat suits and the whole thing will be set inside Eddie Murphy's head and there'll be a talking raccoon in there somewhere as well. Oh, and it'll be crap.
Now here's a surprise - after Die Hard 4 and the last Rocky movie and the last Rambo movie and the new Indiana Jones movie all did rather well at the box office, every single washed-up actor on the face of the planet has hatched a plan to wheel out a semi-retired character of theirs for a career-revitalising sequel.
But while we'll have to wait a little longer to see Tom Cruise in Cocktail ...
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