5 Guys Gina Gershon Has Probably Done It With

Gina Gershon. Actress. Singer. Former Valley Girl. Luckiest Woman in America.

Why? Oh, no big deal really. It's just that a new Vanity Fair article claims that Ms. Gershon was having (is having?) an affair with former President William 'Call Me Bill' Jefferson 'Or Jeff' Clinton. Now, believe it or not, I had actually heard this rumor through the grapevine a few months ago, hence this vague Van-Fair article is all I really need to turn my curious gossip into full-fledged fact. She's certainly a step up from Hil, and roughly 4 Imax escalator up from Mon-Lew, so really, can you blame him? You know that dirty bastard owns the Criterion Collection Bound DVD, right?

Then again, you gotta wonder: How the f**k does The Gersh do it? Perhaps, it's how she does it that helps her to snag some of Hollywood's — and D.C.'s — hottest fellas. Check out her list of conquered fellas:

5. Owen Wilson. Sure, he might be a little wrist-slashy… but watch Bottle Rocket and Meet the Parents, and try to remember back to a time before all that Drillbit Taylor business. In other news, Gershon hit that.

4. Ralph Fiennes. Sigh. Ralph Fiennes. Even as a fat Nazi I'd love him! You know who else would and did? The Gersh.

3. Balthazar Getty. Thrown onto this list as he is pretty cute and has a hilarious name. Also? Hit it. Gershon did.

2. Bill Clinton. Need I say whore?

1. Conan O'Brien. You won't find this mentioned on too many sites around the superfluous internet, but indeed, Conie and The Gersh were once an item. Look at the above list of fellas — your heart stops right? Now sprinkle a little O'Brien in the mist, and then admire your soul floating out of your body like so many dead cat cartoons and throwing itself off of a cliff.

Honorable Mention: John Cusack. Not my cup of chai, but I felt it necessary to bring it up.

Gershon, please, tell us: What is your secret?

Tags: Entertainment, Gina Gershon, John Cusack, Conan O'Brien, Bill Clinton, Ralph Fiennes, Owen Wilson