Nick Hogan Isn't Going Anywhere

A judge has turned down Nick Hogan's request to be transferred from solitary confinement to home confinement. Yesterday, Nick filed a motion with the court bitching and moaning about how it's not fair that he's in solitary. Wah wah! He asked the judge to release him on house arrest until he turns 18 in July, at which point he'll return to jail and serve the rest of his sentence in minimum-security. He's too young for that shit now.

The judge should have just released him into general population with a word of advice, "Use your pinky finger to loosen the hole first."

In other cry baby news, the Hogans are whining about taped jail conversations between Nick and his family that were released. They have filed a lawsuit claiming Nick's privacy rights have been violated and they to stop the Sheriff from releasing anymore tapes.

Throw all those Hogans mutants into a fucking baby cradle together.

You know Dog the Bounty Hunter is loving this shit!

Source: MyFox Tampa Bay

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