Meat Lover Jessica Simpson Becomes Latest Celebrity To Face Snarky Wrath Of PETA [Fighting Fire With Fur]

No blog, talking head or alcoholic British songbird can compete with PETA when it comes to snark. For decades, the animal lovers have verbally beheaded countless starlets for their fur and snakeskin accessories, but only recently have their targets bitten back. After seeing a recent photo of plumper-than-usual Jessica Simpson sporting one of those so-last-season message t-shirts reading Real Girls Eat Meat,' we wondered how many of her peers have boldly set themselves up for one of PETA's trademark white powder massacres. Having called Nicole Richie an incredible shrinking woman with the heart to match,' advising Ashley Olsen that wearing fur does add 20 pounds, but if [she] wants to fill out her frame, we suggest using a fork instead,' and telling Lindsay Lohan there's no road to recovery for the foxes who are anally electrocuted so that you can look skanky,' has PETA inspired any other starlets to publicly react just as vehemently? We take a look at the ongoing battles after the jump.

After making PETA's 2005 Worst Dressed List and earning particularly mean reason from the group's trademark bag of bitchy tricks, ("If she keeps on wearing fur and eating at Carl's Jr., she'll be back on the list next year as Star Jones."), Paris allegedly sat through animal torture videos from China and promised to stop wearing fur. As a reward, PETA removed the "heirhead" from next year's list. Christina Ricci followed a similar path after making the 2006 list, sitting through a Martha Stewart expose (shudder) on how mean it is to hurt...

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