'The House Bunny' Offers Hope For Girls Who Are Already Hot But Wearing Glasses

In case you didn't believe She's All That or The Hottie and the Nottie or Not Another Teen Movie, the new Anna Faris movie The House Bunny will attempt to prove once and for all that girls who are really hot then put a bunch of ugly clothing on themselves can, in fact, then take off that ugly clothing and be hot again.

I personally don't believe this theory. Already-hot girls can learn to become popular? Are you kidding me?? I mean, check at this batch of hopeless, hot losers:

Hey there, poindexter! You get those star-shaped earrings from the Deep Space Nine booth at ComiCon?

Well well, what have we here? Captain of the COMPUTER CLUB? Queen of SCIENCE SCHOOL? Did you get your dress from the National Blue Dress Wearing Federation of NERDDDSSSS???

Why even waste your time trying to get any guys to even look at HEIFER MCGEE here?!?!? Unless they're guy COWS, cause that's who would look at someone so losery! She's NEVER gonna be not really unpopular!

I'd love to see this hopeless wallflower try to get on a stage and sing songs in front of a hundred million people worldwide on a weekly basis then release a subsequent #2 album and successful nationwide tour! Because none of those detailed things I just said will ever happen to this DORK!

Ehh… never mind.

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