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Jessica Alba Honors Us

Posted June 23rd ago via A Socialites Life
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Here's Jessica Alba, her husband Cash, their nanny Star Jones, and newborn daughter Honor out and about. They're taking the ill-named little one out to the pediatrician in Santa Monica. How is she ever going to live up to that name? Might as well live down.

She doesn't actually look that stank here. Even though she's still working with the baby weight. I could see that driving her to tear the mirrors off the car with her bare teeth. And slapping Cash around in the middle of the street for cursing her with a F.U.P.A.

I'm so glad Star has a job. Offloading your gay husband at the same time as being without gainful employment can drive a bitch into the lowest depths.This is good for her. Plus, she's probably the only woman in history who can out-stank Jessica Alba.

Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 11 photos of Jessica Alba and Cash Warren taking baby Honor Warren to the pediatrician in Santa Monica.



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