Timbaland Marries Same Woman Twice In One Month - Second Time With Different Drumbeats
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When hecklerspray met the love of its life, it gently released her from the giant steel bear trap that had snapped her ankle in two. Then we looked her right in the eyes, tucked her sweat covered hair behind an ear and said ‘We knew we’d find you. That’s why we’ve been baiting this trap once a week for the past ten years.”
Ends up she wasn’t into us - probably because we made her gangrenous. Still though, as we sometimes run her 6”x 3” patch of skin through our fingers - the piece that got torn off in the hinge and has long since turned to human-leather - we can’t help but wonder what she’s doing now and if she ever thinks of us.
Seriously - we are so lonely.
Timbaland’s not lonely anymore though – and he proved it with a island wedding that may or may not be officially recognised in the United States. He got married a day or two ago – to a woman who didn’t complain on bit when their first dance was to a 43-minute remixed Nelly Furtado song.
Timbaland is so lucky. He found love, and now he has to be married to it.
Marriage is the new black in the world of hip hop, which would seems to explain why so many of its stars are diving in this year. Jay-Z married Beyonce , Beyonce married Jay-Z and we think we remember something about R Kelly's marriage to a toddler being legal or something - which we think is just gross no matter which way the courts decided.
Do we remember that? Probably not, but then our memory's not what it used to be.
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