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Donald Trump Extending His Wigpiece Into Dubai

Posted June 24th ago via A Socialites Life
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What the -? Donald Trump is crazy. This totally sounds like the exact beginning of say, Die Hard 5 or Poseidon 2. You know the type of flick. Some money-hungry dickhead gathers rich people together to invest in some colossal architectual project of his. And then at the opening there's a big earthquake or terrorists take over or what have you and everyone dies screaming except for a courageous busboy, one security guard and some slut in a dress slit up to her left titty.

Trump and that thing on his head held a big soiree to introduce his latest project, The Trump International Hotel & Tower in Dubai. Apparently, the building is rocket-shaped, state of the art and part of Trump's efforts to get celebrities and powerful bitches to invest in Dubai as the next playground for rich globo-stars.

Naomi Watts, Demi Moore, and Heidi Klum were all in the hizzy at the "global launch

But it's in the Middle East, right? Who in their right f*cking mind wants to vacay there? Isn't it illegal to be gay in Dubai? Doesn't that kind of make it dangerous for ¾ of these bitches?

"Safety is a big issue today for Americans," said Pamela Fiori, editor-in-chief of Town & Country, at the launch party. "I think [Dubai] would be a big risk for them. It's a big psychic risk."

No shit. I'm going to Disneyworld!

Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 28 photos from the Trump International Hotel and Tower Dubai launch at The Park Avenue Plaza.

Featured in the Gallery: Donald Trump, Naomi Watts, Melania Trump, Demi Moore, Heidi Klum,...

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