Mini-Me, Verne Troyer, has a sex tape

I couldn't watch it. I could barely even watch the stills. Verne Troyer, who rose to fame for his role as Mini-Me in the Austin Powers movies, is the subject of a recently leaked home porn video. It might not be the creepiest celebrity sex tape ever - Tom Sizemore definitely wins the prize for that one- but it's still pretty disturbing.

Yes, that's Mini-Me Verne Troyer in a sex tape shot with his former live-in girlfriend at the couple's apartment. A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris' video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness. We would have thought the tape was worth at least ONE BILLION DOLLARS.

[From TMZ]

Verne was recently a guest on Howard Stern's radio show and reinforced his reputation as a ladies' man, claiming that he has had sex with Playboy Playmates, and has participated in 3-ways. Perhaps this video was his way of backing up those claims. Or, maybe the release of the tape is supposed to drum up interest in 'The Love Guru,' the sagging Mike Myers movie which Verne co-stars in. All I know is, I would never pay to see this. In fact, I might pay someone to make it go away. Forever.

Note by Celebitchy: I watched this, and the segment TMZ has on their website is just Verne and this hirsute-looking woman making out. I also had a gut reaction that urged me not to press play. No offense is meant to little people with that, there's just something gross about Troyer and I've felt that way ever since I saw him on The Surreal Life. The guy peed in the corner one night and greedily pawed Adrienne Curry's boob's when she did that human sushi table thing. He just bugs me and I have no interest in seeing him have sex. If you're intent on seeing this, it's Read the full post at Celebitchy

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