Lindsay Lohan's 'Secret Half-Sister' Surfaces, Michael Lohan Excitedly Fuels Rumor's Truthiness [Twisted Sister]

Not that claims like these are shocking when you're part of that wild fame-chasing bunch currently Living Lohan, but Star is reporting that one of Michael Lohan's old flings has taken a paternity test to prove her 13-year old daughter is the newest member of everyone's favorite dysfunctional family. According to the mag, a Montana woman named Kristi Kaufmann is coming forward to make sure the truth comes out...'My daughter has a right to know who her father is ' and it's Michael.'' Now married to a new cowboy hat-wearing realtor, the 44-year old's claims aren't exactly being denied by the wig-loving Born Again. Michael's ambiguous response, and whether or not the details and timing supplied by Kaufmann support the possibility that Lindsay Lohan has yet another little sister who will inevitably want to "be just like her," after the jump.

As Michael told Extra this morning,

"I met Christie [sic] in 1982 in Houston. In 1995, when I was separated from Dina, she contacted me that she was moving to Long Island...I was with her for a week...Years later, while I was in prison, she contacted to me to say she had a paternity test done that revealed the child's father was not her husband. She said I was the only other man she had been with. My lawyers are dealing with this. When we find out the truth we will deal with it in the appropriate manner.

Michael told Star a similar Read the full post at Defamer

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