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Living Lohan: Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas

Posted June 30th ago via A Socialites Life
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Previously - Nana Love wouldn't go to Vegas, because she's wicked smart. Older brother Michael is a controlling insecure douchebag. Cody didn't want to go to Vegas because he's wicked smaht. And there was some other bullshit involving the dead grandfather who the kids obviously don't remember,

Ali is whining about how she needs to be perfect in her singing career now that they're in Vegas to work. Some record industry douche counsels Cat Face Dina about how Ali isn't going to succeed. Dude, she's no Miley Cyrus. She'll be lucky to play the girl in the third row in Miley's Sex Ed class who waves the reproductive model when Miley sings her new hit, "F*ckin' Behind The Bleachers Cause You Saw Me In Vanity Fair".

More Lohan, after the jump!






Previously - Nana Love wouldn't go to Vegas, because she's wicked smart. Older brother Michael is a controlling insecure douchebag. Cody didn't want to go to Vegas because he's wicked smaht. And there was some other bullshit involving the dead grandfather who the kids obviously don't remember,

Ali is whining about how she needs to be perfect in her singing career now that they're in Vegas to work. Some record industry douche counsels Cat Face Dina about how Ali isn't going to succeed. Dude, she's no Miley Cyrus. She'll be lucky to play the girl in the third row in Miley's Sex Ed class who waves the reproductive model when Miley sings her new hit, "F*ckin' Behind The Bleachers Cause You Saw Me In Vanity Fair".

More Lohan, after the jump!

Flashback. Dina and Ali ready for Vegas. Some more. Damn. Go already. Dina's all "next step, next child, here we go!" Yeah, look at how well the first one turned out. Ali somehow falls in their gigantic bathroom and hurts herself. Dina strides in and looks like she's about to beat the shit out of her for making them late. As they try to ...

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