Cristiano Ronaldo Hates Clothing

And who can blame him, really? It seems there's a new Matthew McConaughey in town, with Portuguese soccer star filling the void of shirtlessness that was left behind when our bongo-loving pothead started sporting t-shirts out of nowhere.

Splashing around on the beach in Sardinia with his equally scantily-clad girlfriend Nereida Gallardo, the two twenty-somethings have been enjoying their vacation from clothing. Well, except when they realize they're being photographed by the paparazzi.

It's a rough life, being a soccer player. Almost as rough as being the son of one.

Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 20 photos of Cristiano Ronaldo and Nereida Gallardo.

And who can blame him, really? It seems there's a new Matthew McConaughey in town, with Portuguese soccer star filling the void of shirtlessness that was left behind when our bongo-loving pothead started sporting t-shirts out of nowhere.

Splashing around on the beach in Sardinia with his equally scantily-clad girlfriend Nereida Gallardo, the two twenty-somethings have been enjoying their vacation from clothing. Well, except when they realize they're being photographed by the paparazzi.

It's a rough life, being a soccer player. Almost as rough as being the son of one.

Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 20 photos of Cristiano Ronaldo and Nereida Gallardo.