JUL

02

Ashlee Simpson ventured out in public last night and displayed her expanding mammaries. Somewhere Joe Simpson just tipped backwards in his chair yelling "Yippee!" That said, I'm glad to see Ashlee's doing well. You know what I hear is awesome for prenatal development? Topless wrestling with your older sister. I'm pretty sure I read that in a book somewhere. Okay, maybe it was more like a couple of piece of papers I made a flipbook out of. Ooh, wait, shut up. This is the part where Batman shows up to referee. "Fight fair," he says. BOOOOO! KILL THE REF! Preferably with a nipple!

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