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Christie Brinkley Gets All Like 'Boo Hoo Hoo' Over Her Divorce

Posted July 2nd ago via Hecklerspray
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Christie Brinkley has got divorced so many times that you'd expect her to see them through with the grim dead-eyed precision of an abattoir worker taking out livestock.

Shows what we know, huh? In fact, Christie Brinkley has turned up at the courthouse on the first day of her divorce trial looking so weepy and emotionally frazzled that we were half expecting her to literally tear her own heart out of her chest as a graphic demonstration of what her cheating husband did to her.

Christie Brinkley was so upset, she says, because she really didn't want her divorce to reach a courtroom. We can see her point - it must be galling to have to go through a painful experience like a divorce in public. Especially when, like Christie Brinkley, you're the one who doggedly stipulated that the trial had to be conducted in public in the first place. We're welling up just thinking about it.

As a supermodel, Christie Brinkley knows what she wants and what she doesn't want from her husbands. What she wants is for her man to write hit pop songs about how much more incredibly beautiful she is to other people than he could ever be. What she very specifically doesn't want is for her man to meet a teenager in a toyshop and have it off with her a bunch of times.

Peter Cook must have missed that nugget of insight, because that's precisely what ended their marriage. But it's not all bad, because Christie Brinkley has become so furiously embittered by Cook's shenanigans that she's decided to divorce him in full view of the public, which means we'll all have plenty of chances to hear any number of stories about a middle-aged man having sex with a girl eas...

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