S.S. Christina Milian in a Bikini

What would you get if you had Rihanna, took away all the sex appeal and talent, and basted it in mediocrity and let it simmer in forgettable-ness? Answer: a bland and boring Christina Milian casserole. At least she had the good sense to wear a bikini in these pics. A little mustard seed and paprika probably wouldn't hurt her, either.

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