Last Night's Real World: The Tears of A D-Bag

Last night on The Real World, Will made out with Brittini and had to confess to his girlfriend Janelle (former Key West Real Worlder, who smacks a little of those kids from high school who have already graduated but just won't go away). They met at a restaurant to discuss the situation (mind you, in between the kissing incident and this meeting, Will has had a foursome). All of the sudden, Will excuses himself to go to the bathroom. What followed was probably the most amazing example of douchebaggery I've seen in quite some time.

Will is in the bathroom, looking in the mirror, a la Ed Norton in 25th Hour. You think maybe he's about to have a nervous breakdown and go apesh*t, a la Adam Sandler in Punch Drunk Love, but no. No no no no. He's FORCING HIMSELF TO CRY. He's staring at himself in the mirror, squinting, trying to get some tears to come out. Then he actually starts confessing that he is in fact fake crying, that it's something he 'does' sometimes. He says he uses wasabi or hot sauce to invoke the faux tears.

THEN HE PROCEEDS TO GO OUT AND SIT IN FRONT OF JANELLE, STARING DRAMATICALLY AS IF THOSE TEARS WERE BUBBLING UP FROM THE DEEPEST PART OF HIS SOUL, AND SHE TOTALLY FALLS FOR IT. She's all caressing his face and wiping the tears away and saying 'let's start over, baby.'

And to make matters worse, there is one of those Real World Dailies videos (NEVER YOU MIND WHY I KNOW ABOUT IT), in which he (1) denies that any of his own real tears have ever been shed on the show, (2) claims to have really bad allergies, like crazy man, and (3) babbles on about his emotions with the self-awareness of an infant.

See the video after the jump.

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