Megan Fox Made A BIG Mistake

Angelina Jolie wannabe and probably the worst hackstress on the planet, Megan Fox, has reportedly dumped Brian Austin Green. The 22-year-old dumbo called off their engagement, because she thinks she's too young to get married. A source told Star Magazine, "Megan still cares about Brian, but she now realizes she's too young to marry him."

Who cares if Long Dong David Silver spends his day at the unemployment office and probably begs Megan to lend him $20, he has a big dick! That counts for a lot. Rule #2 in the "How To Choose A Boyfriend" handbook is: MUST HAVE A BIG DICK. Rule #1 is: MUST BE RICH AS HELL. Wait...okay...Megan made the right choice.

It was time for Long Dong David Silver to move on anyway. He needs to Switch It Up:

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