SIMI-LEBRITIES: Rachel McDogface

For the past few weeks, the BWE offices have been abuzz with news relating to long-haired dachshunds. You see, it all began when our coworker Kevin, a associate producer on the show, adopted a gorgeous blond-haired dachshund named Phoebe, who was the spitting image of Farrah Fawcett. Case in point:

Everyone marveled at little Phoebe, who — while possessing model-quality looks — still had the down-to-earth persona of a dog version of Camryn Manheim.

So you can imagine the EXCITEMENT when it was discovered that Phoebe's brother, James, was up for adoption too! James was based in Washington State, and even has his own website. I, personally, would have been overjoyed to adopt James, if it wasn't for the fact that I live in a glorified Upper West Side prison cell. It seemed that no one was up to the task taking this lil soul in, as we are all poor, and live in hovels.

And then it hit me: Why were we all so obsessed with little James? Why, because he looks EXACTLY like America's favorite and most likable actress ever, Rachel McAdams!

On Friday, I got the call that my officemate Raph and his fiance Shea decided to adopt little James. He arrives at Laguardia tonight. I've already spent my paycheck ordering floor length dog-gowns for him, and will surely bring you photos of Rachel McDogface sometime in the near future. Good day.

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