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Cynthia Rodriguez Knows How To Play

Posted July 8th ago via Dlisted
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Cynthia Rodriguez has quickly become my favorite character in the A-Hole/Vadge divorce drama. According to the NYDN, Cynthia decided to get back at her estranged husband by spending some of his hard-earned cash. And by "some" I mean $100,000. While the whole A-Hole and Vadge rumors started coming out, Cynthia went off to Paris to hang out with Lenny Kravitz.

A friend said that Cynthia, who just had a baby 11 weeks ago, flew the godparents of her daughters first-class to Paris. She went to the best restaurants, went to the spa and was even thinking of joining Lenny Kravitz in Spain. Shit, She-Hulk should have bought Spain!

The friend also claims Cynthia has hired four divorce lawyers, "She needs four lawyers in two different states? That's not the dream team, it's the greed team." HELL YES! The buff ass bitch is smart. I would've hired Scooby Doo, Marcia Clark, Matlock, Ally McBeal, Gloria Allred, Leslie Abramson and Tracey Ullman as Sydney Cross.

She-Hulk didn't stop there, she also barred A-Hole from seeing their daughters. While she was living it up in Paris, her daughters were in Miami. A-Hole tried to see them, but She-Hulk would not let him.

This is exactly how you get back at a dude who fucked you over! You don't cheat on his ass, you take his credit card and you MAX the fuck out of that shit. You do some "Pretty Woman" shit.

Speaking of "Pretty Woman," whatever happened to snobby salesperson #2 from that movie. I couldn't find the scene on YouTube, but she's standing on a ladder and tells Julia Roberts, "It's very expensive." I hated that cunt!



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