Eva Mendes Won't Tell You Squat About Why She Went To Rehab

Quickly, name three interesting things about Eva Mendes! Boobs! Rehab! Er…

Can't do it, can you? That's because there are only two interesting things about Eva Mendes - her boobs and that time she went to rehab. And it's a good job that Eva Mendes enjoys getting her boobs out so frequently, because she's buggered if she's telling us anything about rehab.

In the latest issue of Interview magazine, Eva Mendes has decided to ‘neither confirm nor deny' rumours about why she checked into the Cirque Lodge rehab facility earlier this year. One rumour, possibly started by Eva herself, is that she only went to rehab to research a role. We'll see how true that is once we've worked out whether her next film is about a dreary old self-absorbed tosspot ot not.

This is just a theory, but we're starting to suspect that celebrities only go to rehab so that they can yammer on and on and on about that time they went to rehab for months and months afterwards.

And the best thing about this theory - other than it being undeniably true - is that the celebrities all have completely individual ways of it. Some apologise to fans on the internet, some quickly deny that anything was wrong with the in them first place, and if you're really lucky you might get an explanation in the form of Lohan tit-semaphore.

But, anyway, the formula's becoming so worn lately that we're all getting a bit bored of having to listen to these egomaniac celebrities drawing attention to themselves by explaining why they ended up in rehab. So hats off...

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