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This would irritate the balls off of me. Hamptons diva Kelly Ripa says that her piece never looks off-point. She's married to her former All My Children co-star, Mark Consuelos. Apparently he never gets bats in the cave, or leaves the seat up, and probably always looks flawless and awesome. God, I hate him. It's been in the 90s everyday forever and I can't step out of my damn door without a giant sweat stain on my back which repulses the locals and causes children to crash their bikes. He probably doesn't even sweat. Or he does, and it just accentuate his cheekbones. BASTARD!
"I will say it is irritating that he wakes looking exactly like how he went to bed, because I wake up looking like a Chihuahua. He closes his eyes, and he's gorgeous, and he wakes up, and he's gorgeous. And he doesn't have morning breath," she says.
Oh, f*ck him.
He's probably dumb as mulch. Good!
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Images and full post at A Socialites Life
This would irritate the balls off of me. Hamptons diva Kelly Ripa says that her piece never looks off-point. She's married to her former All My Children co-star, Mark Consuelos. Apparently he never gets bats in the cave, or leaves the seat up, and probably always looks flawless and awesome. God, I hate him. It's been in the 90s everyday forever and I can't step out of my damn door without a giant sweat stain on my back which repulses the locals and causes children to crash their bikes. He probably doesn't even sweat. Or he does, and it just accentuate his cheekbones. BASTARD!
"I will say it is irritating that he wakes looking exactly like how he went to bed, because I wake up looking like a Chihuahua. He closes his eyes, and he's gorgeous, and he wakes up, and he's gorgeous. And he doesn't have morning breath," she says.
Oh, f*ck him.
He's probably dumb as mulch. Good!
Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery.
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