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Naomi Campbell and Tyson Beckford donated toys to a children's hospital in Nigeria. That's all well and good, but that's not the story here. Naomi Campbell is holding a child. Can they exchange the baby for a pack of cigarettes?

That baby's mother is like "why did I let this monster intimidate me into holding my baby? Can I hit her with a lead pipe, somehow manage to catch the baby, and run before she gets up to kill me? Where are the police?"

Doesn't this go against Naomi's bail agreement? There's no way there's a clause in her parole agreement allowing her near children. She's soaked with evil. She shouldn't be allowed to handle ferns.

Click any photo to view all 14 photos of Naomi Campbell and Tyson Beckford in the gallery!

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