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SERIOUSLY, YOU GUYS: AL REYNOLDS =/= GAY

Posted July 17th ago via Best Week Ever
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Sure, sure, we know: You think Al Reynolds is gay because he was married to Star Jones, and also because he likes to dip his snausage in some mole chocolate sauce. But listen: HE ISN'T. GAY. No, really: Al Reynolds is not gay. Who is our source, you ask? Why, Mr. Reynolds himself! He tells Celeb TV that he thinks the whole speculation thing is 'really weird.' And don't let his lilting speech and force-a-smile marathon fool you… Or the fact that he says the words 'very aggressive' like a sleepy kitten playing with a ball of glitter yarn in the afternoon sun: This man is all about the ladyhole.

No, but really: This clip reads like a vintage Martin Lawrence routine. Off to memorize and quote at random!


'My mom used to tell me ‘You look cleaner than the Board of Health.'' — Al Reynolds

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