Aliens Don't Know How To Dress

What the hell kind of pot luck outfit is Katie Holmes wearing?! Tommy Girl needs to have her style chip looked at, because she looks like a walking yard sale. Baggy jeans, Rihanna's leftover heels and memaw hair? No.

And how is that Tommy Girl is almost the same height as Kate even though she's wearing heels? Oh yeah, he's wearing heels too. He might as well just walk around on stilts. It would be less obvious.

Here's Tommy Girl and his robot bride leaving the "Eli Stone" set last night.

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