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Katherine Heigl is well known for violently hating everything she's ever been involved with, to which the logical answer is obviously death. That was thought to be the reasoning of the Grey's Anatomy team, anyway - sick of listening to Katherine Heigl bitch on about everything all the time like the dreadful donkeymouth she certainly appears to be, rumour had it that they were going to kill her character off in the most painful, degrading, mean-spirited way possible. Sadly that's not the case. An ABC bigwig has come forward to publicly declare that Katherine Heigl is going to live forever, more or less. On Grey's Anatomy, at least - for all we know someone might push a piano out of a helicopter onto Katherine Heigl's head tomorrow. By the way, if that actually happens, we had nothing to do with it. We looked into it and helicopters are impractically expensive.

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